Thursday, August 24, 2006

All your base are belong to us

Yes I'm back and more 1337 than ever ! That's leet- you uninitiated noobs! Speaking of noobs, only three people have posted comments on this blog till now! Yet my hit counter is incrementing like the never-ending loops in my code which crash CICS and gets my IQ compared to the current room temperature. Okay, so I'm not good with analogies. But its true; I'm getting lotza hits.. .well it must be a cyber poltergiest. So guys, do post comments and add yourselves to my Frappr map. I will pay £1 for every comment so put your a/c number and password there too....

I have found a new way to justify my meagre salary. the whole day long. It's like, exerpts from IRC chats and they are LMAO hilarious. The brit sitting facing me is getting a bit freaked out, cuz I have this maniac smile on most of the time. I think I scare him. This gets my vote for site of the week.

Speaking of laughter, here's another Murphy's Law for Nags who liked tho other one so much. This one is both from personal experience as well as my careful observations of the animal known as Harish in the wild.

You only have to laugh when you can't, or should'nt, or are drinking water,in
which case there is no point trying to control it, as first your body will start
shaking silently, then tears will run down your eyes and farting sounds will
escape your mouth before you finally burst, and if you have any liquid in your
mouth at the time, it will spray out of your nose drenching those in front of
you with slime.

Corollary : The force of the slime thru nose output is directly propotional to the number of people in front of you.

Fatal law of laughter - Never, never laugh while saying 'Tablespace'

Anyway, to help you with your mucous spray, here are a few quotes from, wo0t wo0t :

#99835 +(13287)- [X]
Hey, you know what sucks?
Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
black holes
Hey, you know what just isn't cool?

#23601 +(10048)- [X]
what should I give sister for unzipping?
Um. Ten bucks?
no I mean like, WinZip?

#261501 +(8531)- [X]
the "bishop" came to our church today
he was a fucken impostor
never once moved diagonally

#104383 +(8316)- [X]
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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