Sunday, October 21, 2007

Miscellany

Well, for all you entertainment starved misfits out there, I thought todays post could be about some of the wacky stuff I run into online.
First lets find out if your left brain is dominant or your right brain.



Apparently, if you see the dancer turning clockwise, you are right brain dominant and if anticlockwise then you are left brain dominant. And if you can see both then yer a bloomin' genius. I was able, with some concentration, to get her to reverse directions at will. See if you have any luck.


Next consider, if you will, ViewAt , which has a map of panoramic photographs from around the world; easily navigatible via google maps. Quite impressive
A funny story - I walked into a bar in Brazil the other day with my friend Georgie, and I ran into this lady who was a fan of this blog and me. Apparently a picture is worth a thousand words, so for all you skeptics have a look at the photo below.


George, who is quite famous in his own right, found an admirer too, but, brr... he can have his fan. Here's the video.

I ran into this amazing post the other day: What if WW II was a MMORPG ?
Here's an excerpt -

Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0J0: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]: sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle:
**** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: Eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0J0: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u

And it goes on like that. Hilarious, I tell you.

Monday, October 15, 2007

A Viren by any other name...

Do you remember one of my first posts - about my name meaning 'Viruses' in German? (Mine Darke and Twisted Life: Virus Stalkers )
Well, it turns out my name have very close connections with royalty in Sweden. And I found this out, all thanks to my dear Italian friend Rosario.

Have a look at his mail below.

Hello my friend, how's life?

I was in IKEA on Saturday and realised how your worldwide travels and your well-known blog have made you an important person, now even in Sweden everyone knows you and you've become an important part of everyday life for all the IKEA customers.

I hope they're paying you royalties for the use of your name!
Ciao !

I'll give you a minute to wipe the tears out of your eyes, shall I ? How does that make my name regal, you ask? Well, what else is is more royal in a house than the 'throne' ?

Okayy.. so apparently Ikea has a whole line of products (http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/categories/series/12286/) under its 'Viren' theme, and they are all bathroom related, which rather knocks my regal theory out of the window.

Anyways, remember me the next time you're in the loo. 'Cause I'll be thinking of you....
And Rosario, I hope to run into you real soon.

Saturday, October 06, 2007

An Indian Werewolf in Paris

It's been a hectic fortnight, even for a lycanthrope like me. Aside from the fact it was my birthday (which I celebrated by promptly falling ill), I also managed to squeeze in a 4 day trip to Paris. Ah Paree; the city of food and love and unshaven pits. This was my first time visiting, so the few days before our visit were spent in a frenzy of planning and preparation. After all, we just had four days, and we needed to squeeze everything in. We had decided to travel on the Eurostar rail rather than a flight, and so had to get to London Waterloo to catch our train.


Our story opens on friday night, when, batteries charged and memory sticks empty, we caught the late night bus to London. I wedged myself into the most comfortable position, and managed to doze off while the bus driver meandered aimlessly through every village between Norwich and Stanstead.



Day 1 - A view from the top
I woke up just as the bus entered London, and I have to reiterate my belief that London is one of the most beautiful cities at night. The station at Waterloo was unexpectedly crowded. After getting through all the check in procedures, and after a brief, though violent tussle for the window seat (which I lost), we were finally rolling on our way to France. At this point of time everyone (I was travelling with four others) except me promptly fell asleep.
Finally we emerged form the Eurostar tunnel and voila, we were in France. I look keenly through the window, eager to see women wearing skimpy elegant outfits as on FTV, or perhaps villagers spontaneously surrendering, but much to my disappointment, the landscape looked very much like England.

As we pulled into Gare du Nord, I got my first glimpse of one of the landmarks we were going to visit - Sacre Cour or the Sacred Heart Church, which overlooks most of Paris. Well we hurried out and bought metro tickets for the next three days (the Paris metro though a bit grungier than the London Underground, is quite efficient), and then headed off to Montparnasse to check into our hotel. A quick wash and change, and we were off to Montemarte to climb the dozens of stairs to the church.

Sacre Cour is built on the one hill in Paris and as you ascend, Paris unfolds in font of you. From the skyscrapers of La Defence to the Golden Dome of Napoleon's tomb, the city opens opens up like a book. The church itself is really beautiful with minaret type domes and vaulted ceilings, and a trip to the top should be really worth the climb. However, chicken that we were, we satisfied ourselves by oohing and aahing from below.






We then decided to visit the Madeleine which is another church, but a typically roman one this time, with huge columns all around. And from the top of the stairs the Place de la Concorde can be seen.



A short walk down the Rue Royale and you reach the Concorde with its Obelisk of Luxor, ornate fountains and view of the Arch de Triumph, and Asemblee Nationale.

And then we were off to our last stop of the day, you guessed it, the Eiffel Tower. As we turned the corner, the iron monstrosity suddenly reared high, and I understood why so many prominent parisians had campaigned to bring it down. But I guess its here to stay now, and has and will remain one of Paris's most recognizable monuments.

The tower has three floors, the first full of resteraunts, the second with souvenir shops and cafes and finally the third which is at the very top. You can climb stairs to the second floor, but we opted to go via lift to the top (after waiting about two hours in various queues), but boy was it worth it.

We timed our visit just as the sun was setting so we got to see Paris by day, and as the sunlight slowly faded, we got to see the myriad of lights coming on one by one all over the city, till it shone like a gilded spider's web. When night fell, two giant beams of light shot out from the tower and started rotating around it. after peering down the tower for a couple of hours, we headed down, but not before using the toilet right at the top (what a waste of plumbing).

We got down just in time to see the hourly 'sparking', where bright blue bulbs flicker on and off for a few minutes, giving the whole tower the general appearance of a roman candle. In the gardens in front of the Eiffel, we found a great many 'desis' fron the Indian subcontinent hawking wine and replicas of the Eiffel.

We were pretty much tired out by this this time, so we decided to head back to our hotel and call it a day, but not before grabbing a few slices of pizza at the nearby takeaway. I'm quite ashamed to admit to eating pizza in France, but these were really excellent.

Have a look at the slideshow below to see a few more pictures of our first day.




Tuesday, October 02, 2007

A view from the top


VJPicParis86, originally uploaded by Viren Joky.

A picture from the top of the Eiffel tower. Details to follow soon!

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