Closer they came, their breath quickening, hearts pounding like a couple of bongo drums beaten by belligerent natives.
'Wait!' said he, 'You're a guy!'
They beat a hasty retreat, both resolving to invest in glasses.
On second thought, no girl will have us anyway.
Enter villian. 'Take that $%@%*&@ hat off !'
The hero counterattacked. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
The blow connected squarely, but did not wipe off his smile.
Lets take a closer look at that.
Oh man, I'm running out of inspiration... lets see.... The force of the bunch drove him five steps back, arms pinwheeling wildly, like a dutch windmilll in a hurricane.
Our hero recovers quickly.
All those years of self-gratification finally pay off as he lands a devastating right!
To add insult to injury, a quick ass fondle is thrown in.
Tired of these games, vital points are targeted, to bring the game to a quick close.
Slo-mo replay!
And to finish off, we deploy the 'Randy Goat Attack'!
But, I guess, in the end, you just cant keep a good man down. Huh.. huh.. am I right? Ladies.. ladiess?? :P
BAH!
BTW, I had forgotten to credit the photographer - Most of the pics were taken by Shazzer on her D40x. The rest are by me.
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