Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Lights.. Camera.. Action!

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left York at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Peterborough at 4:19p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.




Closer they came, their breath quickening, hearts pounding like a couple of bongo drums beaten by belligerent natives.



'Wait!' said he, 'You're a guy!'



They beat a hasty retreat, both resolving to invest in glasses.




On second thought, no girl will have us anyway.




Enter villian. 'Take that $%@%*&@ hat off !'


The hero counterattacked. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.




The blow connected squarely, but did not wipe off his smile.




Lets take a closer look at that.



Oh man, I'm running out of inspiration... lets see.... The force of the bunch drove him five steps back, arms pinwheeling wildly, like a dutch windmilll in a hurricane.



Our hero recovers quickly.




All those years of self-gratification finally pay off as he lands a devastating right!


To add insult to injury, a quick ass fondle is thrown in.


Tired of these games, vital points are targeted, to bring the game to a quick close.


Slo-mo replay!


And to finish off, we deploy the 'Randy Goat Attack'!



But, I guess, in the end, you just cant keep a good man down. Huh.. huh.. am I right? Ladies.. ladiess?? :P



BAH!

BTW, I had forgotten to credit the photographer - Most of the pics were taken by Shazzer on her D40x. The rest are by me.

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